stawlker

A less sincere form of flattery.

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Reblogged from themorningnews

themorningnews:

Paintings through windshields obscured by water.

Posted April 6, 2012 at 7:19 pm 5 notes

I’m glad email sign-offs are going back to “Best,” because I really fucking hated the “Hope all is well,” phase.

Posted March 29, 2012 at 3:23 am

"And then a Plank in Reason, broke"

Emily Dickinson

Posted March 26, 2012 at 10:54 pm 1 notes

Charity Bribes

Reblogged from wondertonic

wondertonic:

Charity Bribes uses donations to pressure celebrities to do things. Right now you can bribe Larry David to join Twitter by donating to the NRDC. If he does it, the money goes to the charity. If not, he’ll just have to find some way to live with himself.

Been building this with Chris Baker and William Burks Spencer for some time. Hopefully giving to charity will now be just a little more awesome.

Posted March 13, 2012 at 5:19 pm 29 notes

"Fuck the city. What about the booze?"

Posted March 13, 2012 at 1:48 am 2 notes

In protest of the world, I will not be participating in daylight saving time this year.

Posted March 11, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Reblogged from 24ribs

Posted March 10, 2012 at 9:46 pm 2214 notes

drclutterbuck: I should really stay ahead on my to-do list!

Reblogged from drclutterbuck

drclutterbuck:

I should really stay ahead on my to-do list!

Posted March 10, 2012 at 2:05 am 1 notes

  • I just told you, you should repay me...
  • Repay you? For what?
  • For not raping you!

Posted March 10, 2012 at 1:27 am 1 notes

"What a slut. Born without a hymen."

Posted March 4, 2012 at 12:11 am 2 notes